What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 03:36

From Russia With Love
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Man with the Golden Gun
Goldfinger
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
What song are you listening to right now? What does it mean to you?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why is going on a date today so much different than it was when I was young?
-J W Pepper
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why is there so much evil in the world?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
You Only Live Twice
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Is it okay for my husband to help other ladies without telling me?
Octopussy
Dr No
A View to a Kill
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Live and Let Die
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Moonraker
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.